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Ruminati Unisex t-shirt

Ruminati Unisex t-shirt

Regular Fit-Tailored with a standard length, designed for everyday comfort with a soft, smooth fabric that allows unrestricted movement.
Casual wear-A go-to choice for effortless style, embraced by our customers for its balance of comfort, quality, and modern fit.

They watch the skies—so you don’t have to.

This is not just a t-shirt. It’s a conspiracy theory with sleeves. Ruminati puts a surreal spin on bovine intelligence, featuring a high-contrast cow in red-lensed goggles gazing into the void—or maybe just the truth they don’t want you to see.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with just enough stretch, this tee blends absurdity and mystery into an everyday essential. Flatters all. Answers none.

Product Details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Heather colors contain polyester

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)

  • Pre-shrunk fabric

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
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Description

Regular Fit-Tailored with a standard length, designed for everyday comfort with a soft, smooth fabric that allows unrestricted movement.
Casual wear-A go-to choice for effortless style, embraced by our customers for its balance of comfort, quality, and modern fit.

They watch the skies—so you don’t have to.

This is not just a t-shirt. It’s a conspiracy theory with sleeves. Ruminati puts a surreal spin on bovine intelligence, featuring a high-contrast cow in red-lensed goggles gazing into the void—or maybe just the truth they don’t want you to see.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with just enough stretch, this tee blends absurdity and mystery into an everyday essential. Flatters all. Answers none.

Product Details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Heather colors contain polyester

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)

  • Pre-shrunk fabric

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155